Saturday, 18 October 2014

THIS IS THE SHORT STORY OF THIS SITE

For those coming here and wondering what it's all about - well in a nutshell it's about this ebay scammer called Amir Tofangsazan who sold a broken laptop and thought he got away with it... 4 million site hits between this and the parent site (dormant for over a month now) and we're still waiting for the little toe sucker to make good. Probably the easiest way to understand things is to click on the picture on the left and see what Wikipedia has on him.....click on the big text to see the current Wikipedia stuff, anyway, I'm just trying to make this site as interesting as possible for daily visits until Amir raises his perverted thieving head again!
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LATEST, LATEST, LATEST UPDATE (thanks again to Von) link

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LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE THIEVING SHIT MOVED ONTO BIGGER SCAMS! - I'll try and get some more info but if any of you have a friendly journalist friend they can apply for the court documents here. Thanks to 'anonymous' for the tip. If you click on the earliest archive on the right you can get a good idea of what this guy was all about. He was even interviewed on BBC radio were he denied everything (it's somewhere in the archives). I for one am very happy he was denied bail and hope he goes to prison where his homo-erotic tendencies and foot fetishes will have another outlet.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

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RIP The Meaning Of Everlasting Love: Canada’s Royal Couple Is Headed For Divorce


Pretty much every time two twats break up, I declare the death of love and say that Valentine’s Day should be canceled forever and we should all spend February 14th mourning the loss of true love by bawling into a giant plastic clear tub of Neapolitan ice cream (I know you buy that shit at Costco) while wearing a black veil. (That’s how I spend my Valentine’s Day anyway). But this time I really mean it. If a half-broken Canadian Go Girl who should be arrested for committing crimes against ears and a half-broken Canadian Go Girl who should be arrested for committing crimes against ears can’t make it work, who can? Avril Lavigneand Chad Kroeger are on the same level of awful. They are a match made in hell and they should be together forever. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
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UsWeekly says that the Canadian Prince William is telling everyone that he’s divorcing the Canadian Duchess Kate after being married for only 14 months. A source says that Avril is sick of the way he talks to her and none of her friends like him. The source went on to say that all of her friends stuck up their nose, they had a problem with his baggy clothes, he was a sk8r boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn’t good enough for her. And now I hate myself a little more today, because I just quoted an Avril Lavigne song from memory. Remind me to apologize to my mother for shaming our family name when I talk to her tonight.
A different source said that Avril partied at Chateau Marmont on August 29th with her friends and she wasn’t wearing the elegantly subtle 17 carat ugly monster of a diamond ring he bought her for their 1 year anniversary.
“Avril was partying with a bunch of her girlfriends. She looked like she was having a fun time but it’s kind of strange because she hasn’t been out in public with Chad for some time now.”
A third source said that even though Avril and Chad are no longer spending their Friday nights together, bleaching their locks and painting their toe nails with Urban Decay polish (in shade: dirt, the color of their love), they aren’t in a rush to file divorce papers.
NOOOOOOOOO! This is not how it was supposed to go. Avril and Chad’s unholy union of dreadful was supposed to go on forever and they were supposed to spawn a brat who will continue their legacy of awfulness. Who are our children going to make fun of now? Avril and Chad really do ruin everything.
Avril Lavigne’s first husband was Deryck Whibley, so of course hos are saying that her third husband is going to be Justin Bieber since she loves those ear-abusing Canadians. But I’m going to bet that her third husband will be that picklewho beat Chad in a popularity contest. And it will be an upgrade!







Wednesday, 17 September 2014

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Gerard Depardieu Drinks 14 Bottles of Wine a Day, Kills Lions, Is Generally Better Than You  Read 

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Gerard Depardieu has finally revealed the secret to his multi-decade success, and it involves wine. Which you may have guessed, seeing as he’s French and all. But no. This is not a French amount of wine. This is a weekend-bender with Bacchus amount of wine.


When I’m bored, I drink. Apart from compulsory moments of abstinence. After bypass surgery, and also because of cholesterol and stuff, I have to be careful.
Anyway, I’m not going to die. Not now. I still have energy.
But if ever I start drinking I can’t drink like a normal person. I can absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day.
[Before an operation] I was asked to tell the doctor about my consumption. So I said, ‘here it goes’.
It starts at home with champagne or red wine, before 10am. Then again champagne.
Then pastis, maybe half a bottle. Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine. In the afternoon, champagne, beer, and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle. Later on vodka and/or whisky.
But I’m never totally drunk, just a little p****d. All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.

He drinks more wine to sober up. I tried that method back in college. I don’t remember it working so well. Continuing with the Depardieu Is No Mortal Man theme of this interview, he also revealed that he has killed lions. Two of them. In self-defense.
I killed two lions once, and I understand why the lion is the king of the jungle. In legitimate self-defence. Imagine you’re driving and your engine breaks down.
You got out, and in your way are these animals. So you shoot, just to scare them. They don’t move. I wasn’t there for hunting. I was in Africa for Africa.

He “was in Africa for Africa”? I have no idea what that means but I do know that Gerard Derpardieu is 100% fantastically crazy pants.



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Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends

Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Charlie Fisher is also a preferred hawt bixch…
It seems the UK‘s Charlie Fisher, a cheating boyfriend has finally met his match(es) after finding himself cornered by three women who had taken to waiting for him atLuton airport after returning from a getaway.
Charlie, 20, had very little to say when he received the shock of his life when the three women he was three timing suddenly started calling out to him as he made his way off the plane: ‘liar, liar.’
The organizer of the surprise ‘greeting party,‘ Becky Connery, 17 told she had planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her ‘love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.’
Reiterated the bruised woman via the UK’s Sun: ‘He came out and froze,’
‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’
After realizing she was being played, Becky  got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who has declined to be publicly identified and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.
‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.
Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.
Charlie, from Hertfordshire, Becky would tell would ‘invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the his extra curricular pursuits…’
Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Texts between Charlie and Becky earlier during the year…
Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Since the fracas, social media has been full of praise of the trio, with one user calling it‘legendary’.
‘I have to say, fantastic,’ wrote another.
‘Hope you gave him what he deserved, the selfish sod.’ told one user.
That said, Becky has been forced to defend her actions (are you surprised?), with some Twitter users telling her the only thing she’d achieved was embarrassing herself, whilst others congratulating Charlie for playing the field.
Told one user on the web: ‘Charlie, you’re the man. You get “player of the year award”. Just don’t have any babies with them, bro.’
Responded Becky Connery in kind: ‘It’s not the 16th century anymore, the age of men being superior to women, that is why I think he deserved to be exposed.’
Charlie, who lives with his parents, called in sick from his job at Iceland supermarket yesterday. Can you guess why?
Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Oh really? Charlie Fisher cheating boyfriend confronted at airport by 3 girlfriends
Becky Connery